grrrrrrrrrr been trying to do this post for the last 10 minutes and my laptop either has a moment of Aids or the charger is not conecting so here goes...
today was kind of a write off I couldn't sleep last night cause we decided to have coffee at 10pm so that we could stay up and watch "why did I get married too" at midnight. Sooooooo not worth it. I ended up chickening out at 1150 and we went upstairs to go to sleep and BANGOOOO the coffee kicked in and I was awake!
I ended up suffering through the stupid senseless movie in bed while my husband snored next to me. He woke up at the end of the movie as a result of crazy ass Janet Jackson breaking things and giving us an insider tour to her real divaish life.
I convinced him at 2am to go downstairs with me to get a snack. The only way I got that old man out of bed was by calling him an old man and instantly the testosterone kicked in and he had to prove to me he wasn't an old man. If you're interested I had cheese, crackers and kubasaw yummm.
I still couldn't sleep so I took a nyquil pill (i know bad but I soooo needed to sleep!). It knocked me out so bad I got up at 1030 am this morning!
Of course this ruined my gym idea it made me so slothy I couldn't get off the couch.
But I did do something positive today!! I get benefits at my work an if we don't use those benefits I get to claim any kind of gym programmes that I go through. So for the last few weeks I've been hemming and hawing about what to do with it. I was gonna try the P90X or Nurtrisystem or maybe Weightwatchers... I've been running them all past my hubby and he would go through the pros and cons and basically Nurtisystem would take up my entire allowance for the year in the 28 day programme :S $300 frick that's rediculous and all it really is is portion control for lazy ppl (please don't take offence if ure on it this is simply my opinion so deal with it!).
Weightwatchers is what uhhhh points and meetings.. Do you know how much it is for that for three months??? 62 bucks!!!! yea you should have to pay me to count points for everything I put in my mouth. And knowing me I would get sooooooo tedious and detailed I would phsyc myself out of it.... $62 wastedddddddd!
P90X was the only one left that I considered... If you don't know what this programme is you've been living under a very mossy rock. It's a series of dvd's focused on each area of fitness and apparently it is an ass kick in a box. It's at wally world (walmart) for like $140 and I considered buying it but I once bought this dvd for dancing fitness and tried it once for like 15 mins and it gathered dust until it was sold in a garage sale a year ago.
I finally decided on hiring a trainer.. I figure if I pay someone they will kick my ass and show me what I need to do to get into shape!
Movie night tonight with some lovely ladies from my husband's work.. We saw The Tourist with beautiful Johnny Depp and 'icky homewrecker' Angelina Jolie. I mean seriously the woman is a bag of bones she looks like an alien she is disgusting and needs some food ! The movie was suprisingly good.. If you like these two actors see it cause it's actually got some silly scenes.. I do, however, warn you, "icky homewrecker" is featured and there are some scenes that may make you slightly nautious.
By the end of the movie I was picking popcorn out of my chest. I seriously found a full kernel of popcorn in my boob that was edible (no I didn't eat it that's just gross).
We went to Timmy Ho's (Tim Hortons) for coffee.. Yea I had coffee once again late at night my poooooorrr husband.
Tomorrow I plannnn to go to the Rec Centre and sign up for that trainer and I hope to all hell they can kick my butt into gear. I ate way to much crap today... eggos, popcorn and choco covered almonds at the theatre. I had the most orgasmic sandwich today called "the new guy" it had genoa and capicolla and hot mustard and coleslaw. If you ever have another sandwich again you neeeedd to put coleslaw in it!!!!! It is the most ingenious idea I have ever seen! Cause really let's be honest here when you get your meal and there's a little itty bitty coleslaw in a plastic cup on the side do you eat it??? I'd like to open up a coalition to save the coleslaw!!!! PUT IT IN YOUR SANDWICH!!
Thank you and goodnight ;)
I think the trainer idea is a really good one. Having that person you have to answer to would really work well!
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